March 2011
Not more than I’ve been for months…just exhausted
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I know :(
JAYMI YOU NEVER TUMBLED ME. I FEEL LIED TO
My best friends ex just texted me. Then he was all: “I texted her. She didn’t seem very happy. I either woke her up or she’s mad at me.” well yes. You broke up with her. Because she wasn’t going to Branham. And you didnt want a “long distance” relationship. headdesk
dang it! okay, wikipedia lied to me, IMAGINE THAT!
- Alisan: I don't think I can sit for this song.
- Ely: Don't sit. Get naked.
- Alisan: That would be weird.
I dont know what these means but Dictionary.com just called me this and it made me happy.
February 2011
DEATH. TO. THE. WORLD.
I MIGHT START CRYING. LIKE JAYMI
[Near the end of “My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada”]
Rod: She’s my girlfriend… my wonderful girlfriend… who lives in Canada!! [Epic pause] And I can’t wait to eat her pussy again!
[Longest, most awkward silence ever. The entire audience is in shock.]
[Cast stands there….
Jacki is my girlfriend who lives in Canada. During the one week a year we see each other we might dance around and sing this song with Xochitl. It’s a possibility.
Hey. SparkleHarder babe. I know everything is hard, but you’re stronger that it and you can do it. I believe in you. It’s getting better right now I swear.
Currently I have a slideshow of Jordan Lawhead pictures in my head set to Adele with cameos of “Express Yourself” ….this is interesting
James Franco was high as a bird. I am jealous of Anne Hathaways beaded dress. Mila Kunis is hot. Natalie Portman deserved it. James Franco in a dress=win Hugh Jackman still had the best opening number.
I was at an Oscar party tonight and one if my best friends said, “I’m so depressed.” You know why she’s “depressed”? Because the guy she likes doesn’t like her back. Yeah, okay that’s not fun but seriously?! She has been complaining about him not texting her back, and not asking her out for months, move on. There are so many other things in this world to be upset about. Are you aware that there are revolutions going on around the world that will shape our future? That there are laws being passed in our country that are historical? And depression? She has no idea what it’s like to be depressed. So many people in my life struggle daily with depression and I have lost people because of it. I’ve struggle with it, my parents both struggled. Depression isn’t something to joke about. I can’t stand it when people say they are depressed over a guy, or a test score or something that in the long run is insignificant. Depression isn’t funny, it isn’t a fad and people should be aware of what comes out of their mouths.
And I threw us into the flames,
Well, I felt something die,
‘Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time,” —“Set Fire to the Rain” Adele
NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR.
I don’t know who he is, but he is amazing.
We will all miss you Gina. Your enthusiasm, you laughter and your love will be remembered. Through your gorgeous sons and all you have done for our community you will be with us. <3
there are only two things I like.
- being alone
- you
yellow.
So we all know Ms. Riley is leaving.
There has been a whole lot of hooplah as to possible reasons WHY she is leaving…I’ve heard everything from “She’s pregnant!” to “Her and Ms. Skeet don’t get along AT ALL” to “ND is going down the tubes and she’s jumping ship” to “One…



