Why is the room spinning?
I know Jaymi…I know. My mom pointed out the poster for it and said “apparently it was cool once!”
I would just like to inform you that Bob Dylan played in San Jose on November 25, 1964.
This week I acquired three henna tattoos, two friendship bracelets, two more notebooks, an amazingly well painted lantern (by me), knowledge that I can eat a four course meal just using a spatula and also draw Celtic trifold nots in henna quite well, a normal sleep schedule, silence love and inspiration. Well worth the wait.
I’m officially home. It was a good road day. Found The Best Coffee Shop Slash Book Store Ever. Yes, capitalization is necessary. Also perfect tacos were located. Also also I hit my toe and now it is bloody. Also also also Sam hit me on my arm and now I have a bruise. Also also also also Bahama is mad. Again.
My grandparents are hilarious, adorable and have more energy than anyone I know. They are way over 80 and just got back from Morrocco and are planning a trip to Cuba. Only continent they haven’t been too? None.
- Movie character: so we can hold on and kiss...but not sex...?
- Other movie character: is that okay?
- Grandma: NO!
- Me: Peter pan is like the best story ever. You got pirates, score! Fairies, score! And runaway children!!
- Mom: clearly Captain Jack evolved from Peter pan.
- Car: ....
- Mom: he's a pirate AND a fairy.
Our fucking bankrupt government. Damn tea partiers. Ruining the name of a childhood classic.
I need to go back.
So we had a topic box…full of topics to talk about. Also it was a box. Anyways. Ali was walking through re house and she found a slip that said “orgasm” on it. And she was like um did we already talk about this or….so we put it back in and then we had a hilarious conversation about it….
This is my first night in a room by myself without beds squeaking or heavy breathing. I’m actually finding it hard to get to sleep.
Tomorrow will be the first day in a week I won’t wake up to sailing lines of pelicans or hot chocolate. I wont wake up to Barb yelling lion king lyrics or Carrie and Kari dancing together.
I won’t cook two pounds of bacon with xochitl and nicki.
I won’t write three pages every morning or get an hour and half of solitude.
I don’t want to be surrounded be people or Internet. I like the little bubble we lived in for a week.
Also I totally owned eating with a spatula.
I’m henna’d, happy, blessed and blessed out.
I’ve only been looking toward to this since November. NBD.
or bye once i find my other shoe…soooooo
which is probably a good thing but i need one for camp.
i swear my clothing is mocking me now.
AND IM EVEN WORSE AT PACKING FOR LONG AMOUNTS OF TIME AND TWO DIFFERENT LOCATIONS. AHBDAKJBDKJDQBFKA
New York Times Style Section Today.
I’m just imagining the straight kids reaction, “hey! MOM!”
I’m leaving for a week at 3 and I haven’t packed…or showered….or anything at all.
you know once I was on the computer
and my mom got mad and she told me to leave
so I walked outside
and it had been raining
AND THERE WERE SLUGS ALL OVER MY SIDEWALK
i did not [save them]
i started tickling them and putting them on top of each other
i assumed they might mate
then i realized they are asexual species
this is my life guys….
i think i contributed to animal abuse
and so now i cant live with myself
i think he’s gonna die
cuz he didnt move fastah (get it yeah)
OKAY NOW I’M TALKING TO MYSELF
you know what i realized
smh does not mean so much hate, it means shaking my head.
for all you young un’s out there
Also applies to fanfiction.
I honestly don’t understand why I’m not a gay man….because mentally…..
Did I do something wrong in a past life? I don’t get it.
Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.” —(via -sorry)
also amy winehouse did nothing for society and her musical talent was slightly horrible
in other news Norway is being terrorized with explosives
rest in piece to all of the innocent lives that were killed because of one man
I’m still sitting on Jaymi’s lap.
Guys I’m paying for Jaymi and my tickets with 16 dollars in ones. I think I win the Best Date Ever award, I mean, look at my planning skills I had to borrow money from my bro.
I’d hate to think we’ve forgotten how to be silent.